BioHackers Are Not Right in the Head

For your education and entertainment, I present a few posts from creepy people.

While the rest of us are living in the land of the sane, there’s a growing number of people involved in the dangerous and seemingly addictive world of ‘biohacking.’

First up - CRISPR is a mail-order gene editing kit created by Jeffrey Epstein-funded scientist George Church. Church has been quick to commercialize this tech and it’s become so easy to acquire the biological materials necessary to use it that edge-lords are setting up booths at conferences for people to design their own organisms.

Embryo editing was part of the 2024 Hereticon Conference which is put on each year by Peter Thiel’s Founders Fund. In the comments under this post several people asked what kind of embryos they were using. No one received a reply. In one of the promo videos we learn that participants get to take their creation home to watch it ‘grow up.’

Up until a couple of years ago this process was thought of as being relatively ‘safe’ (barring the fact that people are tempting the wrath of God by playing with the stuff of life), because no genetically-spliced creature could pass the changes on to the next generation. However, CRISPR researchers claim they have now figured out how to ‘copy-paste’ the new code into an organism’s germ line, meaning that the heritability ‘problem’ is solved. The creatures can reproduce themselves. Or so they tell us.

Next up, we have someone celebrating the alleged creation of dire wolf pups from the DNA of the extinct species:

“Gatekeepers” he says. Yeah, those pesky guardians of the law and ethics.

I’m pretty much convinced that what they call “innovation” is nothing more than the practice of turning massive profits by staying one step ahead of the law. Once the regulators move in to protect life and liberty the game is up, the robber barons can no longer operate with impunity, so they insist something new! and better! must take the place of the tried and true. This is the real meaning of ‘progress’ and the reason why it never seems to make the world any better.

Next, compare and contrast the different messaging in these two biohacking promo posts.

Investors in biohacking want to make sure they capture the entire spectrum of potential buyers. Are you a country girl who married into money? Or maybe you’re a cyber-punk risk taker with aspergers who will do any drug someone throws on the counter in a gas station bathroom? Either way, the biohacking community is waiting for you.

But it’s not all a bit of weekend fun. This stuff is serious.

Take Bryan Johnson for an example of someone who has dedicated his every waking moment to holding time at bay. This guy means business. He even had a son so that he could have a ready supply of young blood in the house for his regular transfusions. (Okay I’m not sure if that’s why he had his son. There are probably other reasons like having someone around to care for him should the impossible happen and his plan for everlasting youth fails.)

Johnson reportedly spends a minimum of 5 hours per day on his anti-aging routines. I’m not sure I’d want to live to 200 if that much of my time had to be spent obsessively measuring and calculating body data, shopping for, making and eating a special diet, exercising while being monitored, injecting myself, lathering myself with creams and tinctures and transfusing ‘young blood’ into my veins. But hey, to each his own. Johnson does just that:

Can you believe this guy is 47 years old!? (That’s his son in the background who looks to be about 20) and - well, I have to be honest here - yes. Yes, I can believe that he’s 47 years old. He looks like a mid forties male.

Bryan Johnson also spent a little time looking like this:

Johnson sold a tech company for loads of money, so he’s free to do nothing but pursue his fantasy all day every day. He’s got connections into the bio-hacking world, too. But don’t despair! Heck, you don’t have to be anything other than a couch potato writing tweets for a living to understand how great biohacking is! Just take it from Brian Cates, a dedicated digital soldier serving in Mike Flynn’s brigade. Cates got his biohacking info from UFC’s Dana White and he thinks maybe Trump did, too.

That copy writes itself, hey Brian? So natural. Everyone talks like that, even when they aren’t being paid to do product placement for the governmafia’s cronies.

(side note: I apologize if Brian’s post has made some of you die from second-hand embarrassment but it’s a fact that there are men who earn their entire living by publicly complimenting other men. And I guess they enjoy it.)

I admit I could have come at this post in a much more serious manner. The craze is spreading and now that Bio-Tech is joined at the hip with MAGA and MAHA it’s only going to get worse. I expect some truly Frankenstein happenings over the next decade unless regulators get up to speed and put a stop to the lunatics playing around with gene editors and injecting themselves with whatever vial of liquid has the best marketing team behind it.

It’s the wild west out there - stay human.

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